Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.
Jack: He must be very important.
Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.
汤姆：我叔叔手下有500人。
杰克：他一定是位重要人物啦。
汤姆：并非真的'如此--他在一个墓地上当守墓人。
有翻译的英语小笑话二：
One day a young businessman asked his girl friend, "Dear, will you marry me if I am bankrupt?"
"Of course, I will." the girl said firmly.
"Do you mean what you say?" the man asked.
"That's what I want to ask you." the girl said.
一天一个年轻的商人问他女朋友：“亲爱的，如果我破产了你还会嫁给我吗?”
“当然会。”女孩坚定的回答。
“你是说真的吗?”他问道。
“这正是我想问你的问题。”女孩说。
有翻译的英语小笑话三：
Boxing and Running
Dan is teaching his son how to box. As he does so, he left his friend, "This is a tough world, so I’m teaching my boy to fight."
Friend: "But suppose he comes up against someone much bigger than he is, who’s also been taught how to box."
Dan: "I’m teaching him how to run, too."
拳击和赛跑
丹在教他的儿子怎样拳击。他告诉他的朋友：“这是一个粗暴的世界，所以我要教我的儿子怎么去拼搏。”
朋友：“如果他碰上的对手是一个比他高大，健壮而且也会拳击的人怎么办?”
丹：“我也会教他怎么样赛跑呢。”
