英语笑话:The Absent-minded Professor

　　Absent-minded Professor: Heavens! Someone stole my wallet!Wife: Didn't you feel a hand in your pocket?Absent-minded Professor: Yes, but I thought it was mine.
 

心不在焉的教授：天哪!有人偷了我的钱包!妻子：你难道没感觉到一只手伸进你的.口袋?心不在焉的教授：感觉到了，可我还以为那是我的手呢。