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英语笑话：Broken Finger 断指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining ofpain .
有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
医生问她：“你哪里痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger."
医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”
英语笑话：“班”和“笨驴”
Class and AssProfessor Laurie of Glasgow put this notice on his door：“Professor Laurie will not meet his classes today.” A student，after reading the notice，rubbed out the“c”. Later Professor Laurie came along，and entering into the spirit of the joke，rubbed out the“l”.
[中文翻译]
格拉斯哥的劳里教授在门上贴了这样一个通知：“劳里教授今天不会他的班。” 一个学生读了通知后，擦掉了字母“c”。 后来劳里教授来了，也想开开玩笑，他擦掉了字母“l”。
英语幽默笑话：一场特殊的足球比赛
Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Black, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."
"Why did it make you late?" inquired the teacher.
"Because neither team could win the game, so it lasted a long time." replied Mike.
[中文翻译]
麦克上学迟到了。他对布莱克老师说：“对不起，老师，今天早上我迟到了。因为我在梦里观看了一场球赛。”
“为什么它会让你迟到呢?”老师问道。
“因为这两个队都没有能力获胜，所以就持续的时间长了。”麦克回答说。
英语小笑话：The teacher cried 老师哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled. His father knew it, but his grandma doted on(溺爱，宠爱) him. He hardly left her side. And when he wanted anything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum(乱发脾气) . Then came his first day of school, his first day away from his grandmother's loving arms.
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door. "Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? Did you cry?"
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
[中文翻译]
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。
他第一天上学才离开祖母的.怀抱。约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”
“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
英语笑话：Broken Finger 断指
A young woman went to her doctor complaining ofpain .
有名年轻女子去看医生，怨忿地说着她的病痛。
"Where are you hurting?"asked the doctor.
医生问她：“你哪里痛?”
"You have to help me,I hurt all over",said the woman,
女子说：“你一定要帮帮我，我全身痛。”
"What do you mean ,all over ?"asked the doctor,"be a little more specific."
医生问说：“什么意思呀，全身?讲更明确一点吧”
The woman toughed her right knee with her index finger and yelled,
这名女子用她的指碰触右膝，痛得直叫;
"Ow,that hurts."Then she toughed her left cheek and again yelled,
“哎唷，那里好痛呀。”然后她碰触左脸颊，又痛得直叫：
"Ouch!That hurts ,too.”Then she toughed her right earlobe ,
“哎呀，那里也好痛呀。”然后她碰触右耳垂，她哭喊说：
"Ow,even THAT hurts ,she cried.
“哎呀，连那里也好痛呀。”
The doctor checked her thoughtfull for a moment and told her his diagnosis,"You have a brokenfinger."
医生体贴地替她检查了一会儿，然后把诊断结果告诉她：“你的手指断了啦。”
