爱笑的人，运气总不会太差，那么你喜欢笑么?这里小编收集整理了好些搞笑的简单的英语笑话小故事，一起来看看吧!说不定能点中你的笑血哦!
篇一：简单的英语笑话小故事
But the teacher cried
老师哭了
The six-year-old John was terribly spoiled.
六岁的约翰娇生惯养。
His father knew it, but his grandma doted on him. He hardly left her side. And when he wantedanything, he either cried or threw a temper tantrum. Then came his first day of school, his firstday away from his grandmother's loving arms.
他的父亲知道这一点，可他的祖父母仍然宠着他。这孩子几乎寸步不离他的.祖母。他想要什么不是哭，就是闹。他第一天上学才离开祖母的怀抱。
When he came home from school his grandma met him at the door.
约翰放学了，他奶奶在门口接他并问道：
"Was school all right?" she asked, "Did you get along all right? did you cry?"
“学校怎么样?你过的好吗?哭了没有?”
"Cry?" John asked. "No, I didn't cry, but the teacher did!"
“哭?”约翰问，“不，我没哭，可老师哭了。”
篇二：简单的英语笑话小故事
Only One Instance
头一例
Mr. Henry Beecher entered Plymouth Church one Sunday and found several letters awaiting him. He opened one and found it contained the single word ″Fool″. Quietly and with becoming seriousness he announced to the congregation the fact in these words:
一个星期天,亨利·比切先生到普利茅斯的教堂去,在那里有他的几封信。他打开其中一封,发现信中只写着“傻瓜”两个字。
″I have known many an instance(实例) of a man writing a letter and forgetting to sign his name, but this is the only instance I have ever known of a man signing his name and forgetting to write the letter.″
他平静而认真地把这件事告诉教友们：“写信时忘了签名的人,我遇到过很多,但只签了名却忘了写信的人,我还是头一次遇到。”
篇三：简单的英语笑话小故事
A man tried to get a job in a stage show.
一个人想在一个舞台剧中找份工作。
"What can you do?" asked the producer.
“你能干什么呢?”负责人问。
"Imitate birds," the man said.
“模仿鸟儿，”那人说。
"Are you kidding?" answered the producer, "People like that are a dime a dozen."
“你在开玩笑吧?”负责人答道，“那样的人一毛钱可以找一打。”
"Well, I guess that's that." said the actor, as he spread his arms and flew out the window.
“噢，那就算了。”那名演员说着，展开翅膀，飞出了窗口。
