导语:有笑话,大家一起笑,这就是分享快乐,也许,快乐就是这么简単。下面本站小编为你带来练练阅读的英语笑话,希望你会喜欢。
1 Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.
(wave有波涛翻滚的意思,也有挥手致意的意思)
2 Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?
A: A SAND witch (sandwich)
(Sandwich是三明治的意思,两者发音相似)
3 Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?
A: The ones in the mail.
(letter有信件的意思,也有字母的`意思)
4 Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?
A: To see a butterfly!
(butter是黄油,fly是飞,但butterfly是蝴蝶的意思)
5 Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of?
A: The living room!
(living是活着的意思,而living room则是客厅、起居室的意思)
6 Q: What dog keeps the best time?
A: A watchdog.
(watchdog意为看门狗, watch有看的意思,但也有手表的意思。)