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练练阅读的英语笑话

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练练阅读的英语笑话

1 Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?

A: It waves.

(wave有波涛翻滚的意思,也有挥手致意的意思)

2 Q: What kind of witch likes the beach?

A: A SAND witch (sandwich)

(Sandwich是三明治的意思,两者发音相似)

3 Q: What letters are not in the alphabet?

A: The ones in the mail.

(letter有信件的意思,也有字母的`意思)

4 Q: Why did the boy throw the butter out the window?

A: To see a butterfly!

(butter是黄油,fly是飞,但butterfly是蝴蝶的意思)

5 Q: What room is a dead man most afraid of?

A: The living room!

(living是活着的意思,而living room则是客厅、起居室的意思)

6 Q: What dog keeps the best time?

A: A watchdog.

(watchdog意为看门狗, watch有看的意思,但也有手表的意思。)