Q: How can you most irritate a farmer?
A: By treading on his corn?
如果你踩了农夫的.玉米或是谷物，他肯定会生气的;
而如果你踩了农夫脚底的鸡眼，他会更生气。
英语笑话之二
A Woman Who Fell
It was rush hour and I was dashing to a train in New York City's Grand Central Terminal - As I neared the gate, a plump, middle-aged woman sprinted up from behind, lost her footing on the smooth marble floor and slid onto her back.
