Teacher: Where does God live?
老师：上帝住哪儿?
Student: I think he lives in our bathroom.
学生：我想他应该住我家浴室。
Teacher: Why do you say that?
老师：为什么这么说?
Student: Well, every morning my daddy bangs on the door and says, "God, are you still in there?"
学生：因为每天早上我爸都猛敲浴室的'大门喊：“上帝啊，你怎么还在里面?”
英语笑话二
Teacher: Tom and John! Why are you late for school today?
老师：汤姆!约翰!你俩今天为什么迟到了!
Tom: Madam, I lost a one-dollar coin and was searching for it.
汤姆：老师，我一直在找我丢失的一美元硬币。
Teachear: John, what about you?
老师：那么你呢，约翰?
John: Madam, I was not able to move beacause I was hiding that coin under my feet.
