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当中的一个人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋,开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说,你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗? 更多英语笑话尽在应届毕业生笑话网。

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  什么叫叛徒?

什么叫叛徒:Young hopeful:“Father,what is a traitor in politics?”

Young hopeful:“Father,what is a traitor in politics?”

Father(a veteran politician):“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

Young hopeful:“Well then,what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?”

Father:“A convert,my son.”

 

有希望的青年人:“父亲,什么叫政治叛徒?”

父亲(一位老资格的政治家):“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”

有希望的'青年人:“那么,离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?”

父亲:“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。

 

 

  右腿:The Right Leg

  The Right Leg

Proctor(exceedingly angry):“So you confess that this unfortunate freshman was carried to this frog pond and drenched?Now what part did you take in this disgraceful affair?”

Soph.(meekly):“The right leg,sir.”

  右腿

学监(非常生气):“现在你承认这可怜的新生被扔进这蛙池里,浑身湿透?那么你在这不光彩的事情里扮演了什么角色呢?”

二年级学生(恭顺地):“右腿,先生。

 

 

  老虎来了:When a Tiger comes

  When a Tiger comes

Two guys were walking through the jungle. All of a sudden, a tiger appears from a distance, running towards them.

One of the guys takes out a pair of Nikes from his bag and starts to put them on. The other guy with a surprised look and exclaims, Do you think you will run faster than the tiger with those?

His friend replies: I don't have to out run it, I just have to run faster than you.

 

  老虎来了

两个男人正在穿过丛林,突然,一只老虎出现在远处,向他们冲来。

当中的一个人从包里拿出一双耐克跑鞋,开始穿上。另一个人惊奇地看着他说,你以为穿上跑鞋就可以跑得过老虎吗?